Newsflash, Part III

Happy Labor Day, Americans! If I had a job, I'd be jealous of your 3 day weekend. Spend your extra day off reading NZ's most interesting news:

• Article #1 -"Hills aren't supposed to move at all." Finally, a Kiwi who speaks my language.
• Article #2 justifies my decision not to live in a van. Be on the lookout for a man with a fat face and stomach! What I find most curious is that the "nice safe place" the girls stayed after the attack is the home of a man they met that night who hunted them down because they didn't immediately return a text message. Hmm, does he happen to have a fat face?
• Article #3 - Lighten up, redheads!
• Article #4 - Auckland's mayor loves a party.
• Article #5 - If you're looking for the young Kiwi male, don't come to New Zealand. This man drought warning is a day late and a dollar short.